Fallacious

tending to deceive or mislead

Albumen

Egg white

Reticent

1. Inclined to keep one's thoughts, feelings, and personal affairs to oneself.
2. Restrained or reserved in style.
3. Reluctant; unwilling.

Ephemeral

short-lived

Callipygian

Shapely buttocks

Coprophagia

ingestive behavior of consuming feces